© 2013  Raymond Alexander Kukkee [caption id="attachment_1574" align="aligncenter" width="584"] Garden Rocks of the Past[/caption]

"Big Stones Grow in Ontario"

In the gardening life, when the new growing season finally  rolls around,  loyal growers of vegetables  working hard at tilling the dark earth never know quite what to expect. Gardening is discovery.  It's a given that some fortunate gardening types  have discovered lovely, rich organic soil in the back yard,  a foot or more deep with nary a stone in sight. Others have discovered converted gravel pits. Have you ever seen signs, "Clean fill wanted"  on undeveloped lots?  They get it free, 'clean fill with boulders, old cement blocks, bricks and assorted trash, you get the idea. Surprises for the new homeowner/gardener. Yet other folks have discovered bone-dry, brick-hard clay, not easy to till, and it grows flat potatoes.   In the annual spring ritual, some lucky stiffs have even found dirt-encrusted diamonds, gold nuggets, old fishing lures, the odd old skull,  or even older mason jars full of cash. It's called gardening. We, on the other hand,  discovered stones.   In times past, long ago- we discovered we are blessed with a quasi-usable  offering of heavy dirt  containing clay, loam, and a mundane collection of very ordinary stones of various ages and sizes.  Glacial till might best describe it.  No diamonds or gold nuggets here. Perhaps the odd tiny piece of quartz, or bloodstone,-- those can be exciting, but no, most are ordinary rocks.  That flash of red was a wrinkled beet I missed last year.  Sprouting already.  No matter, it's another 'good earth' garden discovery in the weedery. Perhaps that  top layer, enriched by  a few centuries of grass, leaf mold and forest duff -extends down 6" or 8"   in our garden  if we're lucky.   In Northwestern Ontario, the local topsoil --the best  stuff--supposedly went down south with the glaciers.   Underneath our remaining topsoil there is a layer of clay, two feet  thick or more, with a hardpan layer beneath that-- so hard it tests the patience of a pick-axe.  The stuff is hard.  It looks like concrete. Well, okay, not quite, it's brown, but so what, it's got just as many assorted pebbles in it and gravel bits, you name it. Beneath all of that exciting stuff is an undetermined thickness of beach silt casting sand so fine somebody might be tempted to cast bronze bells with it,  but we haven't found anyone clever enough to buy it yet.  Besides, we're holding out for surprises, we're gardeners. "What's that," you ask, " What kind of surprises?"  Yes, well, bones. Unidentified bone, remember? The bone nobody could identify,  relaxing  in cool,  damp, pink clay for centuries, undisturbed, perfectly sealed and protected. Until I dug it out, that is.  That was an interesting surprise. See?  

Two Stones

Then there are stones. Big ones.  Two stones. Two new ones this year, that is. They keep appearing out of nowhere.  For a garden that's been in the same spot for 30 years  with the stony soil  turned and cultivated annually, one would think  all of the stones should have been found, or migrated into handy rock piles on the sidelines somehow by now. Some softer types may may be turned into sand by the aging rototiller, which hates stones, -but that's another story. Regardless, they should be gone by now, discovered by the weeder's hoe,  shovel, or unfortunate toe ---but no. These are intact, dedicated rocks, hard, stubborn rocks that apparently were too big to wash up on ancient beaches and rolled back into the garden wannabe backwash sediment and stayed there, lurking.  Until we came along to garden, that is, a gazillion centuries later after the ancient lakes disappeared. [caption id="attachment_1575" align="alignleft" width="300"] Two NEW garden stones[/caption]   This year, twice again, the antique cultivator went flying, and we don't have to wonder why, the poor old  teeth hit huge stones.  Two stones.  A hundred+-pounder and a relative baby, perhaps sixty pounds of sub-rounded, field-smooth greywhacke -- heavier than I care to have  to lift out of a hole.     "How come there are still stones in your garden? " casual observers ask.           "How is that possible?"   "Why didn't  you just take the stones out of your garden in the first place?"  They  ask innocently, smirking with devious intent. "I do, " I say,  "every year, see this one?" politely refraining from  whacking the inquisitor upside the head with my long-handled shovel.   "They grow, like magic mushrooms"  I explain. "They grow faster than potatoes, just below the surface of the soil, and lurk there like icebergs,  waiting to attack my cultivator."  Sometimes the curious even believe me. Maybe. They scratch their heads in wonder. If they turn out to be non-believers,  I try the birds and the bees approach for comic relief.  "Two stones or more procreate, hatching pebbles and small stones in  endless generations of gravel and rocks" . They look at me strangely, exchange knowing glances, and try to escape to Timmy's for coffee, leaving me mumbling to myself.   I offer them a shovel. "Let's not get too carried away, that looks like work."  I hear one laughing as they leave. The real question is, "where did  those big stones really come from?" might have occurred to  genuinely interested and even  inquisitive coffee-drinkers.  Every wise gardener knows   visitors  they  show up unannounced.The stones, I mean.   Uh, huh.   The fact is, much to the dismay of cultivators, gardeners and disbelievers all,  Jack Frost heaves them up, a little bit every year, one at a time, two stones at a time, or dozens annually,  like it or not. I resign myself to the unnecessary ways of Jack Frost and  get back on the shovel. Not leaning on it, but genuine digging.  That's a given if I want any teeth left on the antique cultivator next season.....  I dig'em out, the stones, I mean,  there's no stopping me, gardeners are brave and persistent.  I think better of it and go have coffee first. [caption id="attachment_1577" align="alignleft" width="584"] Original Garden Rock--Several tons-Removed from the same garden plot[/caption] By the way, there's actually a simple method to get huge stones out of a hole in your garden, hundred-pound brutes or bigger. Even thousand pound beasts.  I'll fill you in on that technique, you can find that here.  Let's say you have two stones to work with.  Big ones. Anyone can lift  pebbles out of the garden, but to get big, clay-covered, slick, wet and rounded rocks out of a hole?   That takes some work...but it's amazingly simple. You'll see that it's a good idea to dig them out before they get any bigger. Is that incoming I hear? # Photos  ©  r.a.kukkee +