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King Henry and the Box

© 2010  Raymond Alexander Kukkee 744px-Jacob_Jordaens_-_The_Feast_of_the_Bean_King_-_Google_Art_Project It is time for civilized society in North America to recognize where priorities should be placed.  Poverty in the United States and Canada is systemic and pervasive, with homelessness and poverty at an all time high,  while our leaders spend hundreds of billions on warfare, grandiose projects of ego, destruction of the environment, horrific waste, and luxury.  Fact is, if history is any  teacher,  the blatant abuse of power,  arrogant self-entitlement and privilege  in any political system is the ultimate cause of the  failure of that system, whatever it may be. Ideology itself is no longer enough to maintain civilization. To believe otherwise is to live in delusion,  as fascinating as it may be, exempt from reality.  The surreal attitude of contempt expressed by the privileged and powerful  for average people, the environment, and the world around us  is unacceptable.  That concept  reminded me of  my old short story-which applies universally and to all seasons.   The Feast The massive oak door to the Great Hall was opened for him by a smiling servant. “Good Day, and welcome, King Henry”. “ 'Tis a good day for the Great Fest” he said, pausing. “The North wind doth carry a sorry chill, this day”. “Yes, your Majesty”. The doorman nodded and waved King Henry through the door into the warm room. The group at the head table in the Great Hall spotted the king simultaneously and stood, merrily raised their glasses, and said, almost in unison, “Hail, King Henry!” then laughed. He saluted them and sat down with them. The banquet tables were loaded with pastry, buns, breads of all kinds, and fruit. Apples, oranges, and even grapes. ‘Not bad for the cold season’ he thought to himself. “Every morsel of food must be imported into my kingdom” he muttered. The servant poured coffee and loaded his golden plate with great slices of turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, assorted vegetables, and jewels. Red jewels. “Cranberries are jewels” he said out loud, and tasted one. He ate them all quickly. “My kingdom for some more jewels!” he thundered. “More jewels!” he said to the servant. The smiling, pleasant young woman placed more red jewels upon his plate, and some green ones. “Peas are emeralds” he said to her, “ a treasure unto themselves”. She laughed. The cranberries were tangy when he chewed them. “Pour the golden Elixir” he said, pointing at his mashed potatoes. “Fill the lake” he said, forming a depression in the potatoes. “‘Tis a royal  lake, is it not?” He carefully sliced off a piece of white meat and carefully dipped it into the gravy. “Tis a fine little lake, and we are pleased, this bird has been roasted to perfection by our fine chef.” The girl smiled again. “Yes Sire. Would you like some more cranberries, King Henry?” “Yes” he said abruptly. “A king can never have enough jewels, can you not see that?” “I have to get some more” she said, backing away, and bowing graciously. He waved her off and concentrated on the roasted bird. It was delicious. “And how be the kingdom today, King Henry?” the wizened man at the end of the table asked. “ ‘Tis well you be looking” he said. “Is the drawbridge at the castle working properly?” King Henry jammed the last piece of turkey in his mouth to avoid speaking. He gulped down the mashed potatoes and gravy and stood up abruptly. “Kings tarry not long with common folk” he said loudly, and turned from the table, as everyone in the Great Hall stopped chattering. There was silence. Just before he got to the door, he turned, and bowed, and said “Good Christmas to   all! Enjoy!” The doorman nodded to him. “Good day, King Henry”. King Henry pulled his collar up tightly, walking into the cold northerly wind. He turned up Main Street and up Henry avenue toward the bridge. He climbed through a gap in the fence, following a worn path that led under the bridge. He crawled into his cardboard box. “Tis good to be home. Good Christmas to all” he muttered to himself, covering himself with newspapers. “Good Christmas to all”. ## © 2010 Raymond Alexander Kukkee Is that Incoming I hear?   Photo: Jacob Jordaens - The Feast of the Bean King      Wikimedia Commons
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Real Hockey or Corporate NHL

by R.A.Kukkee
"Perhaps  "Corporate NHL " and and all of it's  extremely overpaid "players"  might re-examine what real hockey is about."
Well, imagine that. The NHL and the players have finally decided how to divide up the spoils. Billions of dollars. Every year.  Multi-million dollar contracts, billions of dollars sucked out of their fans.  Wow, that really IS  all  about the game of hockey, isn't it? Here at IncomingBytes  WE don't think so. Will families and ordinary young boys ever be able to afford to go to a real NHL hockey game? No.  Not likely, or at least very, very  few.     Money is not what hockey is about. THIS is what hockey is about.  See?   [caption id="attachment_468" align="aligncenter" width="584"]Rubber Practice Puck (1954)                                  Rubber Practice Puck   (1954)[/caption]   This is a practice rubber puck that is over 50 years old.  It has my initials on it. How come?    I played with it when I was a boy.  On the driveway. On the road. In the snow.  Outside at -20F.   That was REAL hockey.   By the way, real boys still play real hockey with it today.  See? [caption id="attachment_469" align="aligncenter" width="584"]Original Hockey   Original Hockey Stuff still being Used[/caption]   The boys.  Yes, those boys.  Young Canadians. Young Americans. They play hockey. They know how to play  Real hockey.  Without a rink. Without ice. Without big arenas.  without billions of dollars. Most notably, without the NHL and it's systemic, insatiable greed.  Smart boys. Real Hockey Players                                       And they learn to play a real game.  That's what hockey is--a real game. [caption id="attachment_471" align="aligncenter" width="584"]A REAL hockey game in progress                              A REAL hockey game in progress[/caption]   Worth repeating, that's what hockey is, a real game -not an excuse to gouge billions of dollars out of fans, REAL people that love the REAL GAME of  hockey. Perhaps  "Corporate NHL " and and all of it's  extremely overpaid "players"  might re-examine what real hockey is about. Fact is, --just a wild guess---there is a whole new generation of disenfranchised,  disinterested hockey fans because of your greed.  Coincidentally, they  do not need you to enjoy the GAME either. They enjoy it with or without YOU. Imagine that now.   Is that Incoming I hear?   [subscribe2]
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