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King Henry and the Box

© 2010  Raymond Alexander Kukkee 744px-Jacob_Jordaens_-_The_Feast_of_the_Bean_King_-_Google_Art_Project It is time for civilized society in North America to recognize where priorities should be placed.  Poverty in the United States and Canada is systemic and pervasive, with homelessness and poverty at an all time high,  while our leaders spend hundreds of billions on warfare, grandiose projects of ego, destruction of the environment, horrific waste, and luxury.  Fact is, if history is any  teacher,  the blatant abuse of power,  arrogant self-entitlement and privilege  in any political system is the ultimate cause of the  failure of that system, whatever it may be. Ideology itself is no longer enough to maintain civilization. To believe otherwise is to live in delusion,  as fascinating as it may be, exempt from reality.  The surreal attitude of contempt expressed by the privileged and powerful  for average people, the environment, and the world around us  is unacceptable.  That concept  reminded me of  my old short story-which applies universally and to all seasons.   The Feast The massive oak door to the Great Hall was opened for him by a smiling servant. “Good Day, and welcome, King Henry”. “ 'Tis a good day for the Great Fest” he said, pausing. “The North wind doth carry a sorry chill, this day”. “Yes, your Majesty”. The doorman nodded and waved King Henry through the door into the warm room. The group at the head table in the Great Hall spotted the king simultaneously and stood, merrily raised their glasses, and said, almost in unison, “Hail, King Henry!” then laughed. He saluted them and sat down with them. The banquet tables were loaded with pastry, buns, breads of all kinds, and fruit. Apples, oranges, and even grapes. ‘Not bad for the cold season’ he thought to himself. “Every morsel of food must be imported into my kingdom” he muttered. The servant poured coffee and loaded his golden plate with great slices of turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, assorted vegetables, and jewels. Red jewels. “Cranberries are jewels” he said out loud, and tasted one. He ate them all quickly. “My kingdom for some more jewels!” he thundered. “More jewels!” he said to the servant. The smiling, pleasant young woman placed more red jewels upon his plate, and some green ones. “Peas are emeralds” he said to her, “ a treasure unto themselves”. She laughed. The cranberries were tangy when he chewed them. “Pour the golden Elixir” he said, pointing at his mashed potatoes. “Fill the lake” he said, forming a depression in the potatoes. “‘Tis a royal  lake, is it not?” He carefully sliced off a piece of white meat and carefully dipped it into the gravy. “Tis a fine little lake, and we are pleased, this bird has been roasted to perfection by our fine chef.” The girl smiled again. “Yes Sire. Would you like some more cranberries, King Henry?” “Yes” he said abruptly. “A king can never have enough jewels, can you not see that?” “I have to get some more” she said, backing away, and bowing graciously. He waved her off and concentrated on the roasted bird. It was delicious. “And how be the kingdom today, King Henry?” the wizened man at the end of the table asked. “ ‘Tis well you be looking” he said. “Is the drawbridge at the castle working properly?” King Henry jammed the last piece of turkey in his mouth to avoid speaking. He gulped down the mashed potatoes and gravy and stood up abruptly. “Kings tarry not long with common folk” he said loudly, and turned from the table, as everyone in the Great Hall stopped chattering. There was silence. Just before he got to the door, he turned, and bowed, and said “Good Christmas to   all! Enjoy!” The doorman nodded to him. “Good day, King Henry”. King Henry pulled his collar up tightly, walking into the cold northerly wind. He turned up Main Street and up Henry avenue toward the bridge. He climbed through a gap in the fence, following a worn path that led under the bridge. He crawled into his cardboard box. “Tis good to be home. Good Christmas to all” he muttered to himself, covering himself with newspapers. “Good Christmas to all”. ## © 2010 Raymond Alexander Kukkee Is that Incoming I hear?   Photo: Jacob Jordaens - The Feast of the Bean King      Wikimedia Commons
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Issues: Penniless

by   Raymond Alexander Kukkee [caption id="attachment_906" align="aligncenter" width="584"]The Ubiquitous Canadian Penny -                                                    The Ubiquitous Canadian Penny- Since 1858[/caption] Canadians are penniless.  The Government of Canada has declared that Canadians, in  2013 and beyond, should all be legally penniless.  Imagine that. The Canadian penny is no more.  The last penny was officially minted in Winnipeg, Manitoba, on March 04, 2012.  Conservative Finance Minister Jim Flaherty was on hand, and displayed the "last penny" with white-gloved hands, smiling at Canadians as if he did us a favor.  Let's see.... Sure, there are billions of them in existence, plastic slotted teddy-bears and piggy-banks full of them, every kid has a handful somewhere.  No longer. They cost 1.6 cents to make,  since they are 94 %steel, 1.5 % Nickel, and only 4.5 % copper-plating --or previously,  copper-plated zinc. No longer do 'coppers' exist, after being produced first in 1858. We are officially penniless.   [caption id="attachment_908" align="aligncenter" width="584"]Every Canadian's PiggyBank -                                                    Every Canadian's Piggy Bank[/caption] The cost to produce pennies  is 1.6 cents each, worth repeating.  Keep that in mind, it adds up to about $5 million dollars a year.  Let's feel good and save $5million for Canadians. Yep.  No longer will they be produced by the Royal Canadian Mint in Winnipeg, but the 'official'  Mint gift shop sells penny 'cufflinks' now for $44.95 a pair.  How lovely. Rolls of 'collector pennies' for outrageous prices.  Doesn't that just about figure? ....but  I digress...that's my  two cent's worth. Meantime, out in the REAL world of shoppers, big money and profit, as a matter of being fair to consumers, and now being tossed like a penny into a wish-pond,  --in the world of retail without pennies,  retailers are "supposed to round down" to the nearest nickel or dime.   For example,  something costing $0.92 should be 'rounded down' to $0.90   and  the same item costing $0.93 should be 'rounded up' to  $0.95.      Fair enough in principle. Fair enough in the government's Alice in Wonderland devious Cheshire cat world.   Let's see how it works out in the real world.  Off to McDonald's I  go, now being a penniless Canadian.    The medium coffee with double cream  is innocently priced at $1.42, which  should be "rounded down" to $1.40, - but because there is also 7 cents tax on coffee, the price totals ....yep..... $1.49. Time for the government  ripoff   " roundup". I shelled out $1.50.  A buck and two quarters..............  "Ching-ching"  goes the cash-register,  since retailers are no longer giving customers pennies back, either--- McDonald's gets richer, while I get poorer. How convenient.  McDonald's  gets the extra penny by 'rounding up',  even though their price has been set to look as though it should be rounded down, but no.   Appearance is everything, so it seems. Let's play "corporation blame the government."   Howls of derision and raucous laughter. The  use of the  addition of the V.A.T. (value added tax, i.e. sales tax)  to manipulate prices conveniently offers big business yet another way to  look innocent while they screw and gouge the consumer  'do business and make profit'.    Bottom line, in our exceptionally simple example,  when McDonald's sells 5,000,000 cups of coffee,  they will have collected an additional $50,000.00 -- in windfall profit. For the record, I have not seen any purchases  "rounded down" yet. Clearly, with the blessing of the 'government', and innocently, without appearing to do so, Corporate Canada  can now  increase prices once again, or even roll back a penny or two to look good -- but with manipulation and careful consideration of sales tax structures can once more, come out with increased profit, taking advantage of penniless Canadians. Does anyone with a brain believe any profitable, powerful business is going to 'round down' their prices to ensure Canadians are not paying more?  Did the 'government' legislate that prices should now be set to the nearest nickel or dime, as a matter of fairness?   Dream on.  Are you kidding? No. They left it up to big business so it can be manipulated.  How lovely,  No wonder Canadians are penniless. In spite of the Conservative government ' tooting their horns, boasting they are 'saving Canadians'  $5,000,000.00 a year by NOT minting any more  one-cent  'coppers', they have removed many, many  more millions of dollars from the pockets of consumers now and in years to come--- and happily handed it to their friends,  Corporate North America.  And yes, it is most likely the USA will follow suit and do the same. . The good old Yankee penny will undoubtedly follow the demise of the Canadian penny into oblivion  as Big government and Corporate North America conspire, observing  a fabulous windfall opportunity for profit  in action when they see it. One thing is clear, pennies will no longer be in children's piggybanks as they are siphoned into Corporate Coffers --one cent at a time.   Is that Incoming I hear?   . photo credits :   ©2013 wlk photography    
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