...Another cup of ...er...tea, Alice?

*spoiler:  The alert reader is encouraged  to think for themselves...as usual. 

The New World: Avoid Truth

Great news!  Rescue is at hand....Here we go, now, people,  down the rabbit-hole to la-la land with Alice,  breathe easy, no reward is expected, no thanks  is necessary,  no gasping in delight is required!  We have discovered the solution to  our confusing, endangered, and challenged world.   Just wear rose-coloured glasses, bury the head in the sand,  enjoy life, breathe deeply in  the perfection.  Party. Barbecue.  Drink tea. Or joy juice.   It has been a secret until now,  hidden deep in the rabbit-hole, it is there to be discovered in references on back pages of dusty tomes secreted in musty, hidden vaults,  but it is incredibly simple, Alice,  avoid truth.

Yes, Alice, the ultimate solution.  All we have to do collectively is avoid truth.  Yes, it's simple, avoid truth. Here's how...Eliminate the worry, be happy.  Be delusional. Pretend the world is flat.  Stick the old head in the sand, wear shades, go on vacation,  look the other way,  go shopping, spend money, forget the job. Eat processed food every day, drink beer,   cheer wildly and  while you're at it, melt rings,  tear down symbolic flags , that ought to solve the Ferguson Syndrome , zits, and puberty too, as a side benefit. Fossil fuels are fine. Dead oceans are incidental.  Deforestation is diddly.  Climate warming is hogwash. Breathe those greenhouse gases deeply.   Why of course, let us all live in la-la land.  Hypocrisy may abound, Alice, but so what?  It's the new world,  put on the blinders, avoid truth.

Don't Like what's Happening?  Here's how to Avoid Truth

Here at Incoming Bytes  we have observed there are many incidents and situations which cause excessive unhappiness; pollution, political piles of steaming porridge,  global warming,  world tension, war, famine,  sorrow,  unnecessary grief and worry. Murder, mayhem, and mockery. Relax. The solution is at hand. Listen.

Purveyors of untruths are all too happy to step up and fill blank, idle minds with convenient untruths to further their own  agenda, whatever it may be.  Wherever it may be. Eager to relieve idle minds,  they will help shut off your thinking process, avoid the truth, so listen up, cheer them on.  Their convenient lies are pledged to make you happier. Deception to delight.   No matter. They know what they are doing. to you. To us. To humanity. To the world itself.

Alice, down the rabbit-hole and everywhere,  wannabe leaders and politicians  and mad hatters, even those with tinfoil helmets, and Chessy-cat smiles always tell the truth, —the illusion and facts convenient to them, so listen to them...they will assure your rescue is imminent...delusion works. Apparently.

Meantime, something to help you relax?—er...another cup of 'tea', Alice?

Right.

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