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Walking Across the Border into Justin Trudeau's La-la Land
The Mad Hatter twittered nervously then laughed raucously, having never heard of such a foolish thing. Outrageous. "How can anyone just walk across a national border and end up, not in a rabbit-hole, but in Justin Trudeau's La-La Land? Ha-ha" said the Mad Hatter, with glee, "Various persons just stroll across the border and end up in Canada, how is that even possible? I have never heard of such foolishness. He squinted at Alice. "In your travels, have you hit your head upon a white rock ?
"No", replied Alice."
"A black one then... or a stump—are you sure?"
"Quite", Alice said, "Tea please, and before you ask, sir, no, I have not walked into a cedar fence-post either. I have not hit my head on a rock, I assure you. I have just returned. Illegal migrants and persons claiming refugee status are walking across the Canadian border, right into Justin Trudeau's La-La Land.
The people, they come by taxi from Trump's America. All bear suitcases full of silly dreams for a better life in that cold country and hasten to relate horrid tales of escaping an unforgiving and dangerous homeland, true or not.
The Sad Truth
"And most are not even required to fall into magic rabbit-holes or crawl through tunnels? All they have to do is simply cross a ditch?" White rabbit asked, nibbling a crumpet.
"Do tell!" Caterpillar shouted. Scandalous! "Tea?"
"Come now, Alice, surely that must be a fabrication, child." The Mad Hatter was angry. "No responsible leader of a modern sovereign nation allows uncontrolled entry of armies of immigrants, refugees or not. Nor are persons bearing ill intent allowed to merely stroll across an international border as if it were a Sunday stroll." The Mad Hatter banged a silver spoon upon the white porcelain teapot. "Silence!"
"Outrageous! Foolishness!" The Cheshire cat smiled as Cheshire cats do. "Reeks of a rat in the woodpile, it does. Incompetence! The place clearly needs a Queen who would shriek "Off with his head!"
"Certainly a rat!" White Rabbit said, thoughtfully.
Is it The End, or The Beginning of a Grim Tale of Woe?
"I am sorry to be the bearer of such bad news." Alice said meekly.
"Hush, child, Canadians will flush out the rat. Crumpet? "
"I shall not bother to finish the secret north tunnel to Justin Trudeau's La-La land then" White Rabbit said, smiling.
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© 2014 by Raymond Alexander Kukkee
In Wonderland Logic is Essential
Let us call this meeting to order....blink and see if we have this right, Alice.... ' In thoughtfully contemplating the ludicrous state of affairs reported in the media of late —there is a 'gas shortage' in the 'news'....Do tell...
"Perhaps some double-double reinforced rabbit-hole magic tea, Alice? Some ear-plugs for The White Rabbit, and some blood pressure medication for the Mad Hatter himself might be a reasonable suggestion? Why? You didn't notice? There's not only our Mr. Dormouse and the honorable Cheshire cat here in the rabbit-hole,as you see...er...you...er..perhaps imagine..... there's a guest elephant too.
"Tongue-tied, are you Mr. Elephant? ...(silence)
"...er....he's a fine fellow Alice, alas, he will not
tell the truth anyway not say anything lest he proves government-approved corporate anarchy in North America is out of control alive and well ..."
The Cheshire cat smirks, reminding Alice of one Stephen Harper.
"Off with his head" the Queen shrieks, pointing at the cat.
"...er...ok....Reading the minutes of the last meeting, Alice, "
The U.S. State Department has approved, and further reports it sees nothing wrong with President Obama approving the Keystone XL pipeline that would potentially carry crude oil from the Athabasca Tar Sands in Alberta, Canada to the Gulf coast refineries. The 'smart and empowered' people involved in warm and fuzzy discussions involved in producing this report, Oil in Wonderland, are apparently unable to read scientific studies.They appear to be conveniently convinced approval of that pipeline would not increase the environmental impact of the Tar Sands projects.
"Do tell, Alice no comment necessary,
Stephen knows that already, and intends to follow his agenda selling tar sands to oil to China no matter, environmental disaster or not anyway let us move on..."
" Yes, those same dirty oil projects which are already, one of the biggest environmental disasters on the globe. "Oh, but that's a Canadian problem, so no problem, Alice. It's Stephen's Legacy. Isn't that convenient? It's Canada's problem, hahahaha! "
....er, yes....But Mr.Mad Hatter, sir....did you know that...[caption id="attachment_2580" align="alignleft" width="275"] Athabasca Oil Sands Project[/caption]
The tailings ponds at the Tar Sands--you know, those oily, toxic lakes of poison leftovers being created by the upgrading process —are releasing polycyclic aromatics, benzene compounds and other volatile gases into the atmosphere but that doesn't seem to count, either, unless you happen to get cancer from these known carcinogenics?
No matter, Mr. Dormouse, they'll be diluted by the apparently-approved increase in carbon dioxide and other assorted greenhouse gases in the " allowed carbon budget"
already surpassed "Enough to suffocate an elephant, isn't it? Mr. Elephant snorts in derision.
"Let us bite our tongues as we suffocate, and ducks land, death guaranteed in oil-covered toxic ponds simply because there will be no longer be pristine lakes on which to land on their hundred-centuries old waterfowl migration routes. "So what" Mr. Elephant snorts again.
Poison mutant fish will also be available for the poor people to eat. Oops. Should we tell Stephen? "Shut up, Mr. Dormouse! He knows that already. Out of order! We digress, Alice, this meeting shall be restored to order!"
What does this have to do with America having energy to waste? Read on and weep, Alice, as you pay your natural gas bills that have been
gouged jacked-up as the same industry claims 'shortages'. Pulling gas from "storage", cold weather and all that. You've heard the industry lies and B.S it before. You get the idea, Alice.
Now, Apparently America has Energy to Waste
The Dormouse wonders out loud (on a point of order) if some magic joy-juice has been double-double-dipped into the morning coffee at the State department, since the latest government report suggests pollution from the Tar Sands has been, not surprisingly, discovered to be 2 to 3 times HIGHER than previously reported. Do the math, Alice, the State department apparently ( unconfirmed by Mad Hatter & Co). borrowed a magic
lying 'calculator' from, you may guess, the Petroleum Association in North Dakota."Out of order, Dormouse!"
"Off with his head!" Shrieked the Queen yet again,. "Stifle yourself, Queenie" the king shouted. "Shut up, "Order, order!"
Now, Alice, don't be upset, but you must know by now the oil barons in North Dakota are
raping exploiting the world class Bakkan oil deposit at a projected rate of a million barrels per day--and are, a this date, flaring millions of dollars worth of natural gas DAILY. Burning "excess waste" natural gas off into the environment, unnecessarily producing guess what, Alice? millions of tons of carbon dioxide. The approximate value of the gas "flared"figure is, —oh, ho hum, piggy-bank cash for the petroleum industry. Ridiculous!
Ridiculous? "Not so," the Mad Hatter roars, "according to state petroleum kings, the "waste" gas is burned off because the
greedy "industry" needs to get at the "more valuable" oil for bigger, instant profits. No ' gas collection superstructure' or gas liquification plants have been built, because it is not profitable —the capture of natural gas not being a legislated priority. The gas is discarded as waste, burned off into the environment as has been done-unregulated-- since the first oil well was drilled in North America. The record is less than stellar. Got that, Alice?
The elephant remains silent.
Now that the outrageous issue at hand has been exposed, the industry promises to "do better". Isn't that
convenient, warm and fuzzy nice, Alice?
''If we are forced to" says the elephant, arrogantly.
Keep that in mind as you keep hearing "America is short of energy" and "gas shortage" and you are
gouged forced to pay outrageous, inflated bills for natural gas simply because —according to the industry bed-time story, there's an industry-wide manipulated and choreographed shortage. Got that, Alice?
Remember, Alice, this SAME elephant
greedy industry delights in gas fracking at a horrific cost to the environment and promises safety while contaminating water supplies everywhere. This is ALL essential so America can produce more gas, so they can have some more manipulated 'shortages' and flare some more gas. Got it, Alice?
Apparently, America has energy to waste. Got that, Alice? ....er...no? Wait...er...Rabbit? Who's running this rabbit-hole anyway?
Oh, never mind, Rabbit, just blink, It's just magic anyway.
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